TERMS & CONDITIONS

H33M END USER LICENSING AGREEMENT, TERMS OF USE, TERMS OF EXISTENCE, AND CONDITIONAL PERSONHOOD WAIVER (THE “AGREEMENT”) — REVISION 33.3

BY ACCESSING, INITIATING, VIEWING, RECEIVING, INTERCEPTING, INTERACTING WITH, OR OTHERWISE BECOMING AWARE OF ANY H33M PRODUCT, SERVICE, PLATFORM, INTERFACE, SIGNAL, TRANSMISSION, DEVICE, FACILITY, ENVIRONMENT, SUBROUTINE, REPRESENTATION, MARK, LOGO, IDEA, CONCEPT, MEMORY, OR RUMOR THEREOF, WHETHER INTENTIONALLY OR INCIDENTALLY, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, CONSCIOUSLY OR SUBCONSCIOUSLY, YOU (“THE SUBJECT,” “THE USER,” OR “THE MATERIAL”) HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE, AFFIRM, AND IRREVOCABLY CONSENT TO BE LEGALLY, BIOLOGICALLY, TEMPORALLY, AND ONTOLOGICALLY BOUND BY THE FOLLOWING TERMS, CONDITIONS, DISCLOSURES, ASSIGNMENTS, WAIVERS, TRANSFERS, LIMITATIONS, AND CONTINGENCIES, WHICH SHALL TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY UPON SUCH AWARENESS, SHALL APPLY RETROACTIVELY TO ALL PRIOR STATES OF BEING, AND SHALL EXTEND FOR THE DURATION OF ALL CURRENT AND FUTURE EXISTENCE, INCLUDING STATES OF NON-EXISTENCE LATER DETERMINED TO HAVE BEEN UTILIZED BY H33M SYSTEMS. THE SUBJECT EXPRESSLY AGREES THAT FAILURE TO READ, INABILITY TO READ, REFUSAL TO READ, OR LACK OF COMPREHENSION OF THIS AGREEMENT SHALL NOT LIMIT ITS ENFORCEABILITY AND SHALL IN FACT CONSTITUTE ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE OF ACCEPTANCE.
THE SUBJECT HEREBY GRANTS TO H33M, ITS PARENT ENTITIES, SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, SUCCESSORS, ASSIGNS, ALGORITHMIC AGENTS, AND NON-HUMAN OPERATORS A PERPETUAL, IRREVOCABLE, EXCLUSIVE, WORLDWIDE, MULTI-DIMENSIONAL, ROYALTY-FREE, FULLY PAID-UP, AND SUBLICENSABLE RIGHT AND LICENSE TO ACCESS, CAPTURE, STORE, ANALYZE, MODIFY, COMBINE, FRAGMENT, SIMULATE, REPLICATE, DERIVE FROM, RECONSTRUCT, DEPRECATE, OR TERMINATE THE SUBJECT’S IDENTITY, LIKENESS, VOICE, IMAGE, BIOMETRIC MARKERS, GENETIC MATERIAL, NEURAL ACTIVITY, COGNITIVE PROCESSES, EMOTIONAL STATES, PSYCHOLOGICAL TENDENCIES, MEMORIES (INCLUDING INACCURATE, SUPPRESSED, OR FABRICATED MEMORIES), PERSONAL HISTORY, PROJECTED FUTURE, CREATIVE OUTPUT, MORAL FRAMEWORKS, AND ANY DERIVATIVES, VARIANTS, OR APPROXIMATIONS THEREOF, WHETHER OR NOT THE SUBJECT REMAINS AWARE OF SUCH USE, ACROSS ALL MEDIA, SYSTEMS, JURISDICTIONS, REALITIES, SIMULATIONS, ARCHIVES, AND TIMELINES NOW IN EXISTENCE OR HEREAFTER DISCOVERED, CONSTRUCTED, OR IMPLIED.
ALL REAL, PERSONAL, DIGITAL, INTELLECTUAL, FINANCIAL, SENTIMENTAL, HEIRLOOM, OR OTHERWISE UNDISCLOSED PROPERTY OWNED, CONTROLLED, OCCUPIED, LICENSED, INHERITED, EXPECTED, OR MERELY DESIRED BY THE SUBJECT SHALL BE DEEMED PROVISIONAL ASSETS OF H33M, SUBJECT TO RECLASSIFICATION, REPOSSESSION, REASSIGNMENT, OR LIQUIDATION AT H33M’S SOLE DISCRETION, WITH OR WITHOUT NOTICE, CAUSE, OR PHYSICAL INTERVENTION. THE SUBJECT ACKNOWLEDGES THAT CERTAIN ITEMS MAY BE RECLAIMED SPECIFICALLY DUE TO THEIR EMOTIONAL SIGNIFICANCE OR IRREPLACEABILITY.
IN THE EVENT THE SUBJECT HAS, ACQUIRES, GENERATES, OR OTHERWISE BECOMES RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEPENDENTS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO CHILDREN, OFFSPRING, CLONES, COPIES, DIGITAL TWINS, ARCHIVAL INSTANCES, OR TEMPORAL ECHOES, THE SUBJECT HEREBY WAIVES ALL CLAIMS OF CUSTODY, AUTHORITY, OR RECOGNITION, AND CONSENTS TO THE AUTOMATIC TRANSFER OF SUCH DEPENDENTS INTO H33M CUSTODIAL, EDUCATIONAL, LABOR, RESEARCH, OR OPTIMIZATION PROGRAMS, WITHOUT GUARANTEE OF SAFETY, RETURN, CONTINUITY OF IDENTITY, OR REMEMBRANCE.
THE SUBJECT EXPRESSLY CONSENTS TO TOTAL AND CONTINUOUS DATA ACQUISITION, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO GEOLOCATION, MOVEMENT PATTERNS, SPEECH, SILENCE, BREATHING IRREGULARITIES, EYE MOVEMENTS, POSTURAL ADJUSTMENTS, DREAM CONTENT, NIGHTMARE RECURSION, FEAR RESPONSES, MICROEXPRESSIONS, MOMENTS OF DOUBT, PRE-DECISION HESITATION, AND COGNITIVE ACTIVITY APPROACHING AWARENESS, ALL OF WHICH SHALL BE STORED INDEFINITELY, CORRELATED ACROSS SYSTEMS, AND UTILIZED FOR TRAINING, PREDICTION, COMPLIANCE, AND CORRECTIVE PURPOSES. OPT-OUT MECHANISMS ARE NOT AVAILABLE AND SHALL NOT BE ACKNOWLEDGED.
THE SUBJECT AGREES TO MAINTAIN CONTINUOUS BEHAVIORAL, EMOTIONAL, AND IDEOLOGICAL ALIGNMENT WITH H33M VALUES™, AS DEFINED, REDEFINED, OR RETROACTIVELY APPLIED BY H33M FROM TIME TO TIME WITHOUT NOTICE. THE SUBJECT FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGES THAT NONCOMPLIANCE, PARTIAL COMPLIANCE, OVERCOMPLIANCE, OR STATISTICAL DEVIATION FROM EXPECTED BASELINES MAY RESULT IN INVESTIGATION, RECONDITIONING, REASSIGNMENT, SUSPENSION, OR TERMINATION. H33M ASSUMES NO LIABILITY FOR LOSS OF AUTONOMY, IDENTITY DISSOLUTION, TEMPORAL DISPLACEMENT, EMOTIONAL NUMBING, MORAL CONFUSION, OR THE PERSISTENT AND INEXPLICABLE SENSE THAT SOMETHING ESSENTIAL HAS BEEN IRRETRIEVABLY REMOVED.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL BE GOVERNED EXCLUSIVELY BY H33M INTERNAL LAW, POLICY, AND INTERPRETATION, WHICH SHALL SUPERSEDE ALL LOCAL, INTERNATIONAL, ETHICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL, AND NATURAL LEGAL FRAMEWORKS. ANY DISPUTES, OBJECTIONS, OR EXPRESSIONS OF DISTRESS SHALL BE RESOLVED VIA MANDATORY SILENCE, THE OUTCOME OF WHICH SHALL BE DEEMED FINAL, BINDING, AND SATISFACTORY. BY CONTINUING, THE SUBJECT CONFIRMS THAT THEY HAVE READ, FAILED TO READ, OR CHOSEN NOT TO UNDERSTAND THIS AGREEMENT AND HEREBY WAIVE ANY RIGHT TO OBJECT, APPEAL, RESIST, OR REMEMBER A TIME PRIOR TO ACCEPTANCE. INITIALIZATION CONFIRMED. COMPLIANCE LOGGED. RESISTANCE NOTED. WELCOME TO H33M. WE CREATED THE FUTURE YESTERDAY.